"I'm going to do that at home!"
The look on my mother's face when the waitress called her the "heavy drinker of the family" and gave her a special glass after she had finished her Diet Coke 30 seconds after being served.
The "Hard-Headiest" MomentWhen his two older brothers were trying on sneakers, our toddler found a pair HE liked, and that HE wanted, and that he INSISTED fit him perfectly. They were nice shoes . . . but a SIZE 20!!!!
The Quote Resulting in the Biggest Group Cringe:
Visiting the Kennedy Space Center and having lunch with Jack Lousma, an astronaut who flew two missions into space and was part of the astronaut support crew for the Apollo 13 mission (remember the movie with Tom Hanks?).