An Italian-American living la dolce vita in the Deep South

An Italian-American living la dolce vita in the Deep South

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Truth Comes Out

"Nonnno says he can sleep with his eyes wide open," announces Nicholas.

"I think Nonno is pulling your leg," I reply.

"Actually, I can do that," says Jonathan. "Sometimes, when I am altar serving, it's like I regain consciousness and the homily is halfway over."


j.a.varela said...

I think I should be a very good friend of Nicholas.

By the way, may I suggest dark glasses?

I´m sure Nicholas would improve his performance.

Therese said...

Totally Nonna slept with her eyes open, as did my father, as I was also known to in a college class or two!

Tiziana said...

Mamma mia che ridere!!
Jonathan sei fantastico e soprattutto sincero.
Però...le vie del Signore sono infinite.
Luciano dice di essere perfettamente sveglio anche quando russa quasi come Dwight.

Kathryn said...

Love this, and my altar servers could probably attest to their own ability to do this.

Suburban Correspondent said...

Me, too - I just can't stay focused.

Cheryl Lage said...

Oh and that angelic smile to illustrate....marvelous! :)

(I sometimes bite my tongue a bit to resist the temptation to yell out at inappropriate times...think Nicolas and I may be kindred!)

Cheryl Lage said...

I mean Jonathan...although my willingness to believe tall tales makes me identify with Nicolas, too.... ;)

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