By the time I jumped on board at lunchtime the topic had inexplicably switched from my brother-in-law to ... me (btw, when does a librarian, a tax collector, and doctor work? Evidently, never ... but that's another story).
Specifically, they were making fun of the way I laugh.
I have what I like to consider an infectious laugh; they, on the other hand, describe it as the evil laughter, a witch cackle, Bia's annoying laugh, and a few other things that aren't quite as nice.
Today they even went so far as to call me Nelson, and someone -David?- said I even looked like him. Because I didn't know what in the heck they were talking about they enlightened me via email:
But wait ...
THEN (and this is soooo bad) David actually thanked Patrick for deflecting [Bia's] blog from me to you! (his very words). Was that an insult? I mean, don't they realize what an honor it is to be considered blog worthy???
So, today dear Patrick and David, you are going to be soooo blog worthy.
Insert Bia's cackling laughter right here.
1- David likes to eat box turtles. Yum. Yum. AND he likes Sponge Bob ... really, really likes him. It's kinda weird.
2- David's high school prom date wore the SHORTEST dress ... or was it a shirt? My parents were horrified.
3- When Joe and I were first married, we came home one afternoon to find David sitting on our front porch. He was mad at my parents and had decided to run away from home. We drove him back the very same evening.
4- Patrick doesn't throw ANYTHING away. Really. He's also really good in traffic circles and has a cell phone with a rotary dial.
5- I can't be positive, but I'm pretty sure Patrick loves duct tape.
6- Patrick (the tax collector) has to oversee a group of women ... women who cry a lot ... women who cannot make a decision on their own. He tells funny stories about these women.
7- And just so we're clear who I am talking about ... photos.
Cue Bia's evil laughter again.
**Today's post was hosted by Jen at Conversion Diary. She is always blog worthy in the best way possible.