Monday, October 31, 2011
So, over ten pounds of candy was secretly stashed in a galavanized tin on a high shelf in the laundry room.
The only problem with hiding the candy was that I knew where it was. So, yes, one rainy day I was cleaning the house and an image of a box of DOTS popped into my mind. I was cleaning toilets, I was making beds, I was making dinner ... I deserved a treat!
So, I climbed on a kitchen stool and poked a teeny, tiny hole in one corner of the bag. The hole was big enough to pull out a box of DOTS ... and a tootsie roll, and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and an Almond Joy.
And because I'm smart, I hid the wrappers. No clues left behind.
Then, this past past Saturday I pull down the tin only to discover this ...
Over ten pounds of candy down to five. EVERYONE (with the exception of sweet, innocent Timothy) was guilty. Next Halloween we're purchasing candy one hour prior to trick-or-treating.
Next year, someone please remind me.
P.S. There's more ...
1. Want to know what NOT to eat for Halloween? Click here.
2. Our favorite Halloween costume? Mona Lisa and Leonardo DaVinci
Shaggy and Velma,
Mona Lisa, Da Vinci.
We are all adults?
Sunday, October 30, 2011
MONDAY: Just in time for Halloween ... an empty bag of candy
TUESDAY: Recognizing Saints
WEDNESDAY: A "Naughty" Italian Joke
THURSDAY: Vomit, Fever, Diarrhea ... You are NOT sick
FRIDAY: A Bleach story, Heaven on Earth, and Seeing Red ... in 7 Quick Takes
SATURDAY: A Bishop's Walk
SUNDAY: Before and After ... The Story of a Wardrobe
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
For your Confirmation, we wanted to give you seven books representing the Gifts of the Holy Spirit. As you read these books, pray that the Holy Spirit will reveal his gifts so they will help you to grow in your faith.
1. The Gift of Wisdom gives us the desire for the things of God.
2. The Gift of Understanding enables us to know more clearly the mysteries of faith.
3. The Gift of Counsel helps us to see the difference between right and wrong.
4. The Gift of Fortitude strengthens us to do the will of God in all things.
5. The Gift of Knowledge enables us to know oneself and to know God.
6. The Gift of Piety gives us a deep respect for God and for the Church.
7. The Gift of Fear of the Lord enables us to recognize an all powerful God.
Be a gracious receiver of these gifts! St. Teresa of Avila said, “Christ has no body now on earth but yours, no hands but yours, no feet but yours; yours are the eyes through which Christ’s compassion is to look out to the earth; yours are the feet by which He is to go about doing good; and your are the hands by which He is to bless us now.”
Jonathan, allow the Holy Spirit to work in you and watch in amazement as God works through you, with you, and in you.
Mom and Dad
Confirmed in Christ
When Nicholas was confirmed two years ago we presented him with seven literary classics, each one representing a gift of the Holy Spirit. This would not have worked with Jonathan since he would rather play basketball than read. In the end we looked for sports books, and instead of assigning each one with a gift of the Holy Spirit, he has to look for the gift as he reads. He took Glory Road to school this morning ... I think this just might work!
Brian's Song (William Blinn)
Glory Road (Coach Don Haskins)
Unbroken (Laura Hillenbrand)
Through My Eyes (Tim Tebow)
Champions of Faith: Catholic Sports Heroes Tell Their Stories (Thomas O'Toole)
Holy Bible (w/ Jonathan's name engraved on the front)
*we are still looking for book #7 ... any suggestions?
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
"Mom, how do you spell Mississippi?" asks Timothy, as we are driving to school.
"Let's see, M-i-s-s-i-p-p ..." I begin, only to be interrupted.
"Ha! Ha! You said a potty word. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughs Timothy. And he laughs and laughs and laughs.
Apparently I was set up.
He is still laughing when he hops out of the van; on the other hand, I do not laugh because I am too busy mentally preparing myself for a trip to Toys R Us.
Now, before I continue let me just say right here and now that Toys R Us is linked up there with WalMart and Sam's Club in my List of Stores I Absolutely Will Not Enter Unless I Absolutely Have To. NOTHING ever goes well when I enter any of these stores.
This time, however, I survive. I waltz in, find the perfect gift for my two year old nephew, and waltz out. The entire shopping experience takes 10 minutes.
As I am driving away I am congratulating myself. I am even giddy because I have conquered Toys R Us. I think back on Timothy's joke and laugh. I laugh and I laugh.
Then my Mom happens to call, and during the course of the conversation I realize I had purchased a gift for the WRONG NEPHEW!!!!
So, like something out of a nightmare, I drive back to Toys R Us, wait 15 minutes in line to return the gifts, look for a gift for a FOUR YEAR OLD instead of one for a two year old, and then stand in line for ten minutes to purchase the items. I really, really don't like that store; furthermore, they don't even know how to spell.
Things continue to go downhill.
Back at home I make the final arrangements for a beach photo for our Thanksgiving family reunion in Hilton Head. Photographer, date, time, exact beach location ... it's all set up. I confirm everything with the photographer, and just as I am congratulating myself on a job well done it hits me: I just made arrangements to have a photo taken AT THE BEACH.
THE BEACH! What was I thinking? This is a cruel joke because EVERYONE knows how my hair is at the beach. EVERYONE! It's a family joke! Evidently my role on this earth is to make everyone in my family look good. I do all the arranging AND I get to look bad. Great. Just Great.
That's it. I know just what I need ...
"How do you spell cappuccino?" I ask myself, as I turn on the espresso machine.
"Let's see, C-a-p-p ..." and I laugh and laugh.