Tommy was sitting in his first grade class when all of a sudden he raised his hand.
"Ms. Lewis, may I please go to the bathroom?" he asked.
"Why certainly," said Ms. Lewis. "But first recite the alphabet for me."
"A-B-C-D-E-F-G," he says. "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!"
"Why that's very good!" said Ms. Lewis. "But what happened to the 'P'?"
Tommy looks embarrassed.
"It's running down my leg."
~2~ Did you know that die-hard Tolkien fans often greet each other with a hobbity kind of greeting? Evidently they do. For example: May the hair on your toes grow ever longer.
Consider yourself enlightened.
~3~ Sharpened pencils -- colored or otherwise -- make me happy.
~4~ See this bottle of McDonald's ketchup? It was purchased in Italy. Go figure.
~5~ I have a new BFF. Tim is one of the trainers at the Kroc Center, and he did my personal fitness assessment when we joined. He has taken my fitness (or lack thereof) to heart, and
~6~ During the summer I am going to have one computer free day every week. Totally computer free. This means no checking email or facebook. No YouTube or Google. Nothing. I just have to decide which day to do it.
~7~ Saturday. I decided.
*now, go visit jen and conversion diary ... she has a British tea house story to tell.