An Italian-American living la dolce vita in the Deep South

An Italian-American living la dolce vita in the Deep South

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

You Got Mail (Just Not the Kind You Want)


Yesterday afternoon Jonathan gets the mail, and as he's walking back down the driveway yells, "Hey Timothy, you got some mail!"

Timothy is beside himself with excitement. A letter? An early Christmas card? A package?

"I got mail!" he yells.

He runs up the driveway to meet Jonathan, who hands him this ...



BLECK! ICK! PATOOEY! GAG!

Don't ask me why we get the Barbie Holiday Gift Guide, because I couldn't tell you. Weird, I know.

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