I'm in the middle of an article, and Timothy wants to discuss what snack we should leave for Santa. Every year he is worried that Santa is tired of cookies, so he likes to come up with something different.
"What should I leave Santa this year?" he asks. "I know, how about a bowl of cereal!"
"Well," I say. "The only problem is that we don't know exactly when Santa will come, and the cereal might get soggy."
Timothy nods in agreement.
"I know!" Timothy says. "How about a grapefruit? He might like that!"
"That's a good idea," I agree. "A nice, healthy option. Mrs. Claus would approve."
"Actually, maybe that wouldn't work," Timothy says. "It might give him diarrhea, and that wouldn't be good at all."