On the way home from school today our little guy begged to stop at the grocery store because, according to him, we don't have any good snacks.
Of course, my definition of a good snack includes fruit, yogurt, or nuts; his definition of a good snack includes Oreos, Pinwheels, or Nutella. Today, though, he was specifically requesting Luigi's Italian Ice. According to him, it's been FOREVER since he's had one and, according to him, a Luigi's BLUEBERRY Italian Ice would be just the thing to help him get through his homework.
So we stopped at Kroger and, for some reason, we both began speaking with a British accent. (Stay with me here. This will make sense in a minute.) (Maybe.)
So we wandered the aisles pretending to be British. (Please note that I NEVER shop at Kroger, so no one there knows me.) (I could never pull this off at Publix.)
In the cereal aisle we said Cheerios and couldn't stop laughing. (Try saying Cheerios with a British accent while standing in the cereal aisle ... it's FUNNY, I tell you!) We talked about having a "spot of tea" when we got home. When I discovered Kroger doesn't carry Fage yogurt, I said "Blimey!" and Timothy laughed again. (Fage Greek yogurt is my all-time favorite yogurt, so I may have said "Blimey!" more than once.)
THEN, Timothy dared me to speak in a British accent when we checked out. I said okay. He didn't believe me. Then he double-dog-dared me and IT WAS ON.
So when the nice check-out lady asked me for my phone number in order to look up my Kroger card, I rattled off the digits in the most proper, impeccable, British accent you can imagine. Beside me, Timothy was smiling. Then, when she handed me the receipt, I thanked her and wished her a "jolly good day."
And let me tell you, I sounded like The Queen herself. Timothy gave me a high five and was impressed that I actually went through with it. He never, ever, EVER thought I would do it.
Those boys ... they truly have no idea.
Now we're home and Timothy is doing homework and eating his Luigi's Blueberry Italian Ice. He has bright blue lips, but he's smiling while he's doing his homework so it's all good.
As for me, I still can't get over the fact that Kroger had a case FULL of yogurt, but just not my Fage Greek yogurt. Believe me, Blimey! was mild compared to what I was really thinking.