1- Don't you think that words sound better with a British accent? If you say potty with a British accent it sounds better than if you say it in English. And in Britain they say portaloo for porta-potty.
2- I think that this Saturday we should speak in a British accent all day.
3- Would you eat a cockroach for a thousand dollars? A million dollars? What if someone cooked it first?
4- Do you know why a RC car has a flexible body? I can give you three reasons ...
5- Here's a Lion King joke: Simba was moving too slowly so I told him to Mu-fasa.
8- What's for dinner? I hope it's not cockroaches ...