As I write this I am waiting for him to come home after running a quick errand. He promised me that today -- his day off -- we will hang a few pictures in our rec room.
But by "we" I mean him, and by "a few" I mean ... more than a few.
And it's going to involve much more than pounding a nail. My "few" items are oversized, heavy, and will require some drilling. He's going to have to find studs, anchor screws, and be very precise.
So, here is a graphic on what the next couple of hours will look like:
I'm going to be sweet as pie and not even mention the two lighting fixtures we need to hang in a couple of weeks.