I have Olympic fever.
For someone who seldom watches television, I have been glued to the set since Friday's Opening Ceremony. Whether it's the winter or the summer Olympics, I love watching every sport, hearing every human interest story, and crying over every awards ceremony.AND I so want to be an Olympic athlete.
Am I too old? NONSENSE! I just need to pick the right sport.
Like archery ... doesn't matter how old you are, precision is precision. And there is nothing wrong with my eyesight.
Anyone out there want to train me in archery? I'm dedicated, smart, determined, and I am willing to work hard. I will make you chicken and polenta every weekend.
And it would make a GREAT human interest story: La Dolce Vita Mom of Three Sons Defies Odds, Makes U.S. Olympic Team.
Any interested trainers and sponsors can e-mail me. Time is of the essence. I have four years to get ready and time starts ... now.