Monday, August 25, 2008
The Case of the Super Wart
E-mail from my middle son to my brother, who is a doctor:
Dear Uncle David,
I need to chop off a wart. I tried freezing it 2 times and nothing happened. It only got a little smaller. Please tell me what to do!!!!!
JONATHAN with warty finga
My brother's reply:
Dear Jonathan with Nasty Warty Finga...
First of all, don't touch me. Don't even come near me with your Nasty Warty Finga.
And I hope you're not typing with your Finga, 'cause then the keyboard will get
all Nasty and grow warts, too...
Besides that, you should probably let a doctor freeze it off. The over-the-counter wart Freezer Thingies are not as strong. You probably shouldn't try it anymore on your own for that particular Superwart.
Call your doctor, but don't make The Wart mad, or else he'll Take Over the World.