Sometimes you come across something so inherently dumb. Something so silly that you do something truly ridiculous and buy the thing.
Case in point: Meet Alfredo.
Alfredo spins around on top of a plate of spaghetti. His tray, hat and apron are made of velcro.
Then, four pretend chefs vent their frustrations by using fork catapults to launch spaghetti and meatballs at the revolving Alfredo.
You get so many points if your meatball sticks to his tray, hat, or apron; but you get a gazillion points if you manage to land a meatball on his mustache.
Of course, some over-zealous launchers manage to catapult their meatballs right over Alfredo and into the face of the person (i.e. a brother) sitting opposite.
Spaghetti in your face . . . ahhhh. That's amore.