Tuesday, April 2, 2013

How I Survived the Boy With the Golden Teeth (and other tales of a first year teacher)


So, there I was a first year teacher, excited and full of plans … and I didn’t have a classroom. I was what they termed a “floating teacher”, which basically meant I used classrooms that were empty for an hour because it was the teacher’s planning period. It was a lousy situation. Not only did I have to change classes with the rest of the students, but I had to lug all my books, supplies, and teaching aids through the crowded hallways. I did have a desk and a small filing cabinet, but they were nestled in the corner of the faculty lounge.
It was an inner city school with some very rough students … students like S. Washington and K. Weed, both of whom spent a good portion of their high school career suspended, or in detention.  S. Washington was a black student with two gold front teeth, and on each tooth was engraved a Playboy bunny (no, I am not kidding). K. Weed was a white student, tall and skinny, who got into more fights than anyone in the entire school. Needless to say, both S. Washington and K. Weed had reputations, and for some reason I got stuck with them both. They weren’t in any of my classes, but they were assigned to my homeroom/study hall. Every day for forty minutes those two boys made my life a living hell. Eventually I had it. I may have been the new teacher, but I marched into the principal’s office and demanded he get those two out of my study hall or else; he must have realized I meant business because the very next day he reassigned them to a study hall with a ROTC instructor.
But oh, the stories I could tell about that first year.
There was the girl in my literature class who seemed attentive and seemed to be taking notes, but I eventually discovered she was really watching soap operas from a tiny portable television she kept hidden in her oversized purse which she kept perched on top of her desk. I mean, really?
Then there was the student who loitered outside my classroom for five minutes talking with friends and then, two minutes after the tardy bell rang, asked if she could go to the bathroom. When she was told to wait until the end of class, she got up and walked out. Just like that. The next day at a parent conference, during which her Mom yelled at the principal about her daughter’s so-called “bladder condition”, her detention was inexplicably revoked.
Of course, not all students were problems. Some were just annoying, like the senior who was smitten with me and drew hearts all over his test papers. I sometimes joke about having been asked to the prom during my first year teaching and, well, this was the boy. He was harmless enough, and mostly I ignored him, but he was so open about his crush that it was getting embarrassing. Things improved slightly when I got married that December after which he just sat around moping and writing poetry.  
But within all the drama of teaching in an inner city school, there were also some incredible moments.
In my junior literature class I taught a unit on Arthur Miller’s The Crucible. I had found a box of battered paperback copies of the play, and every day I lugged that box to class so everyone would have a copy and we could read it aloud. As a teacher, there is nothing more gratifying that seeing your students excited about something, and these students were excited. We had some wonderful discussions, and for the first time the students in that class interacted, discussed, and voiced an opinion. Remember my soap opera student? She was in this class and she loved The Crucible.
Perhaps some of my favorite moments occurred with the fifteen students in my Spanish III class. The highlight of the year was a county-wide foreign language competition featuring skits, songs, and poetry performed in the different foreign languages. My students decided to do a spoof on Gilligan’s Island, and they worked hard writing the script in Spanish, designing the props, and translating and choreographing the opening theme song. Added to their work load was the fact that our school was hosting the competition, and they spent many afternoons helping us prepare. As it turned out, my students came in first place, and I was so proud of them. The next Monday, as I was working at my desk in the faculty lounge, they announced our win over the intercom and all the teachers in the lounge began clapping.
That first year was all about extremes: highs and lows, with very little in-between. It was not an easy year – and believe me, tears were shed – but in the end I learned a lot about myself, from both my successes and from my failures.

Sometimes I wish I could go back and do it over again … but without S. Washington and K. Weed.

Let’s leave them with the ROTC instructor, shall we?
 

Monday, April 1, 2013

Sometimes you just need to know what to say ...


In the course of my work I get to interview some truly inspirational people from all walks of life, and during dinner I like to tell my family about them. Last week it was the story of a priest I had interviewed earlier that day.

It was a good story -- a great story -- and although the boys were listening, they were also so busy eating that no one was really responding.

I shared a few more interesting facts. They nodded politely and kept chewing.

But I had saved the best for last.

"Oh, by the way," I said. "He's also the official team chaplain for the Cleveland Browns."

Everyone stopped chewing and looked up.

Really? The team chaplain ... ? Does he go on the road ... ? Has he ever met ... ?

I smiled.

Something told me that little fact would get their attention.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Easter Outfit Stress


Do you get a new Easter outfit every year? I'm asking because I don't; in fact, the whole Easter outfit thing stresses me out. All those light pastels (pink, light blue, yellow), floral prints, lace and ruffles ... so not my style. At all.

But Saturday afternoon I began worrying, so I texted my sister. Everyone knows that a sister is who you go to with any fashion dilemma and, sure enough, she texted back immediately: No black! No Brown! Go out and get a new outfit! Something bright! With colors!

I'm not sure, but with all those exclamation points I think she was yelling at me.

Well, there was no way I was going to the mall Easter weekend, so I scrounged around my closet and found a solid red dress that I wore one time. I needed a sweater, though, and as I was looking around I spied two bags of clothes that I have been meaning to take to Catholic Social Services. Hmm, I remember putting a purple shrug in there and, sure enough, there it was!

So I un-donated it and added it to my outfit.

The only thing was ... well, red + purple and people might think that I was a member of ... you know ...


Yikes. But my dress was more a light pink-red, and my shrug was more lavender than purple so no one would think that. Right? RIGHT? At least that's what I told myself because I was NOT going to the mall.

Anyway, I apologize because I am usually not this shallow. On a loftier note, this year Holy Thursday Mass was a profound and moving experience for me, on Holy Saturday we watched Romero (great movie) with the older boys, and on Sunday we had my parents and my sister and her family over for Easter lunch.

Then there's this. I don't know who liked these cute little bunnies more ... the six grandchildren who opened their eggs to find some spending money for upcoming spring breaks, or the rest of us who smiled at the mental picture of Nonna and Nonno sitting together at the kitchen table, Nonna gluing on the pipe cleaner ears and Nonno drawing the bunny faces. So sweet.


Now it's Sunday evening. The dishes are done. I am jelly-beaned out. And I have a whole year to plan next year's Easter outfit ... or not.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

A Stillness of Soul


Just taking a little break during Holy Week.


Prayer of St. John of the Cross
O blessed Jesus, give me stillness of soul in You.
Let Your mighty calmness reign in me.
Rule me, O King of Gentleness, King of Peace.

Photo taken in the heart of Tiuscany at the mountaintop Monastery of La Verna
where St. Francis received the stigmata.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Life Lately: Organization, St. Joseph, and Espresso Cups ... in 7 HAPPY quick takes


Things that make me smile. Happy Friday!
 
~1~ Organization in a little boy's room.



~2~ Disorganization in a big boy's room.



~3~ St. Joseph Feast Day gift bags.



~4~ Spring wreaths.



~5~ Vintage napkin rings.



~6~ Espresso cups.



~7~ Lenten symbols.

 
 
Now, go visit Jen at Conversion Diary ... she's honoring procrastinators!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Yellow Spring

 
pollen, pollen everywhere
and it makes me sneeze.
pollen, pollen everywhere
go away ... please?
 
~from the files of very bad poetry by Bia


Monday, March 18, 2013

What are little boys made of?


Meet Precious.

Not the boy, the lizard.

Precious was a surprise guest at Timothy's birthday party, and he was an instant hit. Nerf guns, legos, Wii, and basketball were all forgotten. Instead, four boys spent an afternoon running around finding a bucket, gathering leaves and grass, googling what do lizards eat? (insects) and do lizards eat each other? (they don't), and taking turns holding him (or her).

Poor, poor Precious.

But happy, happy boys.

Buon Compleanno Timo-Supremo!