Mission: How to Embarrass Your Son

1- Go to Costco around noon ... you know, when church gets out so that everyone is there scoring the free samples before heading home.


2- Stop to look at the pretty Karaoke machine.


3- Pick up the microphone, turn the switch to ON, and realize that it's WORKING.


4- Ignore your son who whispers desperately, "Mom!"


5- Sing a note -- ONE NOTE -- as your son melts into a puddle of embarrassment.


6- Mission Accomplished.